Terrible Cat Bundt

This bundt is an utter masterclass in bad taste. Imagine the scene... I'm sat at work, about to finish for the day and get the ingredients for my mum's birthday cake, with zero inspiration. When you've been baking them for pure time like me, you start to run out of ideas. I turned to my pal Richard, who asked what my mum likes in general; 'cats, pink, and glitter'. 'Do that' was the reply. I did as well you know.

Our Kaz loves anything that's a bit over the top. She has at least 275 cushions on each couch, and even her Christmas decorations are pink (read 'evil'). I already had a bag of amazingly naff plastic cats (as you do), and loads of glittery, shimmery, and all round twinkly items in my bundt cupboard. I was off!

I'm not going to post the recipe for this one, as it could be done to any bundt, although I am 100% convinced that not a single one of you will ever recreate this monstrosity. Served on a Cath Kidston tablecloth, and gazed upon her own felines Nellie and Ruby, she adored this cake. She asked if they helped, I advised no, as they are cats. I filled it with Dolly mix, as my mum is the one who gave me the name Dolly so many moons ago.

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